1. Social Alert Me and You

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    A great new site has come to our attention that aims to help find missing children and vulnerable adults: http://www.socialalertme.com/ Now, we don’t often get very serious, but, Its a great site that helps find these people as soon as the alert goes out, allowing wide-spread coverage meaning that the person...
  2. Xmas Madness!

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    A few funny reports have come into us over this festive week and are bizarre to say the very least, so here’s your crazy Xmas round up. First up, was on boxing day night where it was reported that around 1am in the morning a man in his mid 20s...
  3. New Year’s Resolution

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    Well, here we are again, fast approaching 2013… where has the year gone? Can you remember back to last New Year’s eve? Did you make a New Year’s resolution? Did you manage to stick to it? Most people try and fail to do what they set out to do, because it’s usually...
  4. Captain Kirk appears in court

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    Star Trek fan, John Brambles from Hyson Green, Nottingham, who recently changed his name by deed poll to 'Captain James T. Kirk' appeared in court yesterday charged under the noise abatement act.
  5. Xmas Bucket List

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    Well the festive week is almost here and I’m sure you all have a few things planned, but have you done a short, fun, bucket list to spice up your Xmas ? Here’s a list of some things to do to put a bit of fun into your Xmas. Buy someone you’ve seen...
  6. Gówno know something?

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    Is it just wishful thinking? Emma Rubstone, from Clifton, claims she has come up with a new face-cream that can make anyone look 7 years younger! Emma, who works for a Derby lab company, has been working on the project for years has been quoted saying, “We have been testing bat droppings of...
  7. Polish Busker Cleans Up!

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    Cronki Maloski, from Poland, takes the cake with his talented fingers! Cronki, an out of work piano player, came to Nottingham last year looking for work here, but has been unable to find any jobs playing the piano. Cronki told us, “I come to UK to get piano playing job, but there is no...
  8. Guys! Shape Up!

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    Guys you gotta shape up; gone are the days where your girl was happy doing the same old – same old with you. They need more excitement and more adventure. A survey revealed, yesterday, that 89% of women aged 18 – 40 want and are attracted to adventurous men. So why...
  9. Hot Chilli Burglar

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    A dumb Romanian thief was caught minutes after he had just broken into a house near Clifton. Mani Jarkower from Romania broke into the home on Saturday afternoon and stole a phone and some petty cash, but on his way back through the kitchen window, he decided to help himself...
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